Well, this is interesting. Back on November 12, in a very brief post titled, “Coming Soon . . .”, I wrote on this blog that I would soon give my opinion of the Comcast/Xfinity TV commercial featuring the character “Glenn Unger” (or is it Glen with only one ‘n’?), which I had seen repeatedly on several major-network broadcasts in recent weeks.
I delayed my writing about the spot because I wanted to embed a web video of it in my post, but I couldn’t find it anywhere on the Web. So, I figured, wait a week or two and then I’ll be able to grab it off YouTube or another video-hosting site.
Now, twelve days later, I still can’t find the spot anywhere online. In fact, I can’t even find a .jpeg or other still image from the commercial, nor can I find any online articles about the spot. Could it be that Comcast has kept it off the web because they don’t want to be criticized for the stereotypes that the ad presents?
In the commercial, “Glenn Unger” is a short, bald, bombastic fellow in a business suit, with a fu-manchu mustache and beard. On his way out of the office, he stops to tell a woman (presumably his assistant) that he wants a special deal on Comcast’s Xfinity TV service, stipulating certain benefits he expects in the deal, which of course just happen to be part of the current Xfinity offer. It seems a bit odd that he would have his secretary order cable-TV service for him, but that’s beside the point here.
By the way, full disclosure: My height is well above average, hair-wise I am not balding, receding, or thinning, and I have no mustache or beard. And yes, I “get” that the creative is meant to be humorous: the spot ends with our hero back in his office, looking out the window and gently pounding it as he proclaims “Glenn . . . Unger” to the world outside.
But it is absolutely no accident that this grating, self-important, object of ridicule is a short, bald, bearded man. Comcast and its agency are just the latest in a decades-long line of advertisers who cast men lacking height and/or hair as losers or buffoons.
Shame on them for perpetuating this stereotype. And they do it with gusto: Just to make sure we know what Comcast thinks of vertically and follicle-ly challenged men, the commercial includes a shot of Glenn from across the room, lecturing his assistant while only the top of his head is visible above the medium-height cubicle walls nearby. Nice touch.
I can understand that every advertiser wants to associate their product with certain “attractive” body types. That’s been going on so long that most people who aren’t physically gifted probably aren’t bothered that “their type” never shows up in ads.
But no one chooses to be short or bald (I’m not counting men who shave their heads here), so making them the butt of jokes used to sell products is not merely wrong and hurtful. It is just plain stupid marketing, because it alienates a significant number of people who might have considered buying the product being advertised.